Uncle Flata Alfa
Aint' Ask a Crook fr a Piece a' fish
Asked him Fr a slo-mo, A chomp, and a size
Gamee a Krooks hand,
expected!
I call him back n say beautiful hand,
but wutabout yr handwriting
He say stick a watr filtr innit bud.
Tale o' crooks love.
2.
Zeist Felch Hundy
Trove a' Tonkats and Butterbees
Novels Fr Free
Rooms cost 80 fixtures
N 4 bulbs
Cloves for yonks tea
He likes it sweet n spicy
Felts Felps and Yelps!
Clinched a victory inanoil spill cleanup contest
Scrubdamostducks
N waved to the most people
Said Hi, Got nice, pretended to say hi
I was wavin to an old friend
Yenks Flints Inks
Itsjustdalitlethings
Like Drying off befr 80!30!95!
Tookinna Lotta meters o' smoke
Called it morning coffee
Not morning beans
Called me cold cat inna sand
Caught candid washing inna sink
(Like wailing onna saxophone)
SOUTHAF Red wine Ice Rink
Watching bags, and Freeze driers and kilns
To make sure the kids learn
but don't touch
A balance, like a sense of scale
Tranqs Flaunts Goobies
Snoozies n Snackies
Cataloosion Catamaran
LUVstory
Not Fr catholics or Lutherans
They're eating Lemon Rinds
So Kissing aint' so good
ts' why I eat Red velvet For lunch
N Hallucinations for Dinr
Iwanna Cokenadvil
Heard you can buyem'
At Granola bars!
Barter on;y
Grew a fortune o' basil,
Frooms Chums Steckles
Spectacles a' big keyrings
and neck Stretches
Even an odd event
shocks the central impervious
When at the top of Mt.Michael
I cried hey mike n he said use my full name
So I shut up
Kicked dust, carved rocks,
detonated normal SOP
Like IOE
Crushing Seasalt inmahand
Crushed your fault in my friends
Cuz it don't matter
Filts Zinks Sazing
Sensitive hearing n all I hear
is ants talkabout How coolitis
cuz they're small
Naturest Biggest Littlest Egotists
I'd elect a stomachache fr a president
Before a Firebrand
But I'd prefer a thumbdrive
That feels alive
Speaks Clearly
And has a heart o' gold!
Most gotaheart o spinnich
That's fine 2
Strong like popcorn, like eye doctors
Ardo Fixta Plax
Salty's gotour backs
N frisbee got our tops
aftr they blown off from a flashbulb
Might be a big old n' might be Friday
Might be a lie n' might be like clockwork
Hey grandfather typewriter bigasa truck
Doncha know we don't consider or filter
or Ash our Birds
We just sitaround